yakdad:

there’s a dentist’s office above the starbucks i work at and the doctors come down all the time and today one of them walked in after a group of his coworkers and when they saw him he exclaimed “dentalmen!” and i fuckin lost it

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erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homeworkimage

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houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

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urbanfuck:

online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days

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jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

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tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

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